Business Opportunity

For any of you interested in making some big money, I have found an item that is not yet available in the States. I don't know what they call it over here but I call it the Hannibal Lechter Face-Shrinking Sleep Mask. You wear it in your sleep to make your face smaller. The more I think about it, the more I've realized that I haven't seen many Japanese with oversized faces. They all seem to be about the right size. I have noticed many people wearing surgical masks. Noriko tells me it's because of allergies and colds, but I think they're hiding the Japanese secret shame of a large face. To tell you the truth, when I first saw it, I was kinda hopeful it was an anti-snoring mask. If any of you have some marketing ideas, let's get started!