Engrish Quiz 2

Here's the long awaited, followup to the not-so-popular Engrish guessing quiz!

First up, a little establishment named "Zero Care." What is it they apparently have zero care for?

What gives this little devil cause to scream for his Creator?

What would you pay for a simple, cotton tshirt with "Honey I HEART U" on the front and "DSQUARED Always Fresh MotherF@cker" on the back?

And for a couple of other questionable (at least in my book) marketing ideas:

KISS is the new spokesmodel for the Canon camera model of the same name. It looks like Godzilla signed on, too. I can make the obvious connection: KISS the band/Kiss the camera. The commercials feature kids painted up as Gene Simmons' the Beast, running to and fro having one heck of a time. I don't remember the original KISS having such a family-friendly image.

Lastly, why would anybody name their clothing brand "Glory Hole"? If you don't know what a glory hole is, then it's best to just leave it alone. I am not responsible for what an internet search might yield. Minors (and most adults) not allowed.

Mostly Engrish! (Slightly Television and Cooking)

For those of you that don't like your coffee "perky," how but a cup o' depression?

What are you looking at?

If you're happy and you know it, c_ap your hands!

F...oxxy lady!

Human Man keep out!

Here's a shot of the new tv. HD is pretty clear!

I finally offered my assistance in the kitchen. The parents are pretty sure about my skill and usually keep me out. I always do the dishes, but sometimes, the food is just sooo good that I'd also like to help out in preparing it. J-Pop entrusted me with the job of slicing cucumbers for the salad. I got started right away and marveled at the thin slices our new slicer could produce. I failed to notice my middle finger (positioned on the bottom side of the cucumber) was in line to be next sliced. I finished up the salads and then pointed to the last one. "The one on the right is mine," I said to J-Pop. "Why?" he wanted to know. I showed him my finger and said, "Because a piece of my finger is in it." They haven't let me back, since. Sashimi is raw fish. Basashi is raw horse. I wonder what the word for raw human is?

round-flat-round

P.S. The quiz in the last post is still going! I demand some participants (diferent from smartypants)!